That’s strike 1, Porsche

It really gets on my tits when the toys on a car cause problems.  I don’t want toys in my car, I merely tolerate them.  When the battery goes flat and I can’t get to the battery because the bonnet release is electric, that’s a problem that didn’t need to happen.  That’s caused by stupid unnecessary electrickery.  And that really rubs my rhubarb.

That’s strike 1, Porsche.  Go and sit on the naughty step and think about what you did.